Subject: Installing Love

Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided
to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to
proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think
I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart.
Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs
running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are
running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low
Self-Esteem, Grudge, and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase
Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may
remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer
disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override
Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High
Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off
Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love
from being properly installed. Can you turn those off
?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you
tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your Start menu and
invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary
until Grudge and Resentment have been completely
erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing
itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the
base program. You need to begin connecting to other
Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It
says, "Error - Program not run on external
components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love
program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has
not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical
terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself
before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on
the following files: Forgive Self, Realize Your Worth,
and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart"
directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting
files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you
need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it
is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new
files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and
Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart.
Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile,
but eventually everything gets it at the proper time.
So Love is installed and running. One more thing
before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give
it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They
will in
turn share it with others and return some cool modules
back to you.

Customer: Thank You.

Tech Support: You are welcome. Anytime.

(Tack Yvonne!)